July 20, 2010
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“ Sometimes I get the itch to go out for a drink thinking I might miss meeting the woman of my dreams, but then I realize the woman of my dreams isn’t at a bar at 12:36 on a Wednesday morning. No, the woman of my dreams is asleep in bed with her lame boyfriend she’s only now beginning to see is lame. Nice enough guy, but no passion or curiosity. It was cute when he called her babe at first but now it’s just lazy and distant sounding. The woman of my dreams just twitched in her sleep because I mentioned her. The woman of my dreams is not usually twitchy. The woman of my dreams likes Family Guy but doesn’t LOVE Family Guy. The woman of my dreams will engage in conversations that don’t necessarily cater to her in exchange for my moving quickly through the shop talk. The woman of my dreams has to be up at 7am. Maybe the woman of my dreams is at the gym, not the bar. I better get to bed.

one forty plus: The Woman

 
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    john mayer, you are pure genius.
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    dis­tant sound­ing....con­ver­sa­tions...nec­es­sar­ily
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    The man of my dreams just exudes confidence. He knows he’s worth my time, so...think so...
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    For some reason,...be kinda sweet. Am...one? John Mayer’s...

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